Too Much Truth?

Do you think that zombies look at the people on the web and think “Wow! There sure are a lot of mindless idiots”?

A “Sophie’s Choice” Plus One

You are given a choice between 3 shows; The Walking Dead, American Horror Story, and Dr. Who.

But here are the rules:
1. You can never watch one of them again.
2. You can watch either of the remaining, but only a week after everyone else has watched it.
3. Of the last, you can only watch every other episode, and never the season finale.

Hey, I like you.

I know I’ve been missing a lot.
But when I have a moment, I peruse my timeline and see you all.
And I am still fascinated by you.
You’re wonderful people.
I’m glad you are here.

rouxnybtrfly:

Fuck yeah, this!

I love this so much.

rouxnybtrfly:

Fuck yeah, this!

I love this so much.

May Your House Be Safe From Tigers

That was the title of an essay I read by a guy I any remember and am too lazy to look up because I don’t want to interrupt this flow just for some old white guy’s handle.
In it he relates how he used to tell that to one of his friends every time they parted ways.
So, finally, the guy asks him why does he say that.
He asks if the guy’s house has been visited by tigers.
The guy replies of course not, as he lives in the city, and the only tigers, I think, on this continent were in zoos.
He says, well, then it is working.
The guy says that is ridiculous.
He says you never now.

So, to make a short essay longer, may your house be safe from tigers.

You Wanted Independence

So, when you fell,
I did not catch you, and
You survived the impact.
I did not pick you up, and
You’ll get up when you want.
But, if you don’t mind,
I’m just going lay here,
Beside you, for awhile.

maboukes:

stop it just chill just stop it

Great start to the morning!

maboukes:

stop it just chill just stop it

Great start to the morning!

(Source: pyronoid-d, via organisedentropy)

Derek Jeter - My Final Thought

I’ve watched him throughout the years. Day to day he has been pretty good, but relatively not that special except for how long he has played at shortstop and how many hits he has amassed. But there are these fantastical moments in his career I will never forget.
However, his biggest accomplishment over the past 20 years is simply this: he did his job. He got up, got going, and win or loss, he did it again.
In an era marred by PED’s, I admire the way he carried on with his life and did what he could to make his team better.
He has never had much to say, has never really been in the negative spotlight, but that is ok.
He has been working hard at his job like most of us do every day. And that is why I like him. He is a lot like the mass of men. We work hard, don’t gossip much, try to keep our noses clean, and let loose with our friends when we can.
I hope he has a happy retirement.

thatfriendlyblackguy:

unfrightthere:

sprinkles-of-titty:

celtic-lady:

Robin Hood.

X-Files

American Horror Story:Coven

Doctor Who.

Four weddings? Ummm shouldn’t I have a first first?

thatfriendlyblackguy:

unfrightthere:

sprinkles-of-titty:

celtic-lady:

Robin Hood.

X-Files

American Horror Story:Coven

Doctor Who.

Four weddings? Ummm shouldn’t I have a first first?

(Source: coooooooooooooorvo)

runs-on-ramen:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

he’s going to otter space


I must be tired because that is effing hilarious.

runs-on-ramen:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

he’s going to otter space

I must be tired because that is effing hilarious.

(Source: jajaneenee, via hethatcures)

To Hold

Once, I witnessed
A gentle faced man
Cradling a oil covered duckling,
Speaking softly, soothingly,
While washing away
The damage left
Of poor choices
And a dangerous world.
His knowing hands held
The tiny body firmly
And lightly so that
He would do no injury
As he cared for that
Wild and free little bird.
And that, that is how
We should hold our lovers.

You need not carry the pain of yesterday into today. Leave it in the past where it belongs.

axetemptation:

64% of people say the color red makes anything more tempting.
Notes:
In the U.S., red is most commonly associated with heat, passion, anger, sexuality, love, and joy.
Humans with red hair take up less than 2% of the population.

That explains why there are so few people with red hair. They keep having oral sex.

axetemptation:

64% of people say the color red makes anything more tempting.

Notes:

In the U.S., red is most commonly associated with heat, passion, anger, sexuality, love, and joy.

Humans with red hair take up less than 2% of the population.

That explains why there are so few people with red hair. They keep having oral sex.

(Source: axe, via elementsinmyskin)

Raising kids right

Me: Jacob, can you pick up the towels you brought out and put them in the dirty clothes?
Jacob: Yes, because I'm a man.